A Peitition of Great Import!
Change Herina's Name to Heri-lolu!
SIGNATURES GATHERED: 45872
GOAL: BRING LOLU TO JUSTICE
The Problem: A Critical Joy Deficit!
Friends, citizens of the internet! We have a serious problem. A wonderful person named 'Herina' is stuck with a boring name. Our top-secret research proves the name 'Herina' causes sad houseplants, stubbed toes, and a general feeling of 'meh.' It's not her fault, but we have to fix it!
The SOLUTION: Unleash the Power of "Heri-lolu"!
The answer is simple: **Heri-lolu!** This name has good vibes that will echo through the universe. It's not just a feeling, it's science! The groundbreaking **Wigglebottom-Lolu Equation** proves it:
This is REAL science, people!
Testimonials from REAL Experts!
"The Herina-to-Heri-lolu transition is the single most significant phonetic event of our generation. It's like splitting the atom, but for happiness."
- Dr. Alistair Wigglebottom, PhD
(Translated from chatter) "The acorns taste blander this year. We support this change for the good of the forest canopy."
- A Concerned Squirrel
"I once saw Herina pour milk into her tea. As Heri-lolu, she would've done it with more pizzazz. Maybe even a backflip."
- Anonymous Coworker
SIGN NOW! For a Brighter, Lolu-er Tomorrow!
THANK YOU! Your positive vibrations have been added to the collective! The cosmos is grateful!